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Ask yourself this-

Sat Nov 3, 2007, 9:29 PM
As quoted from the book “From the murks of the sultry abyss” By Brandon Boyd.

Ask yourself this:

- Will I die wearing this shirt?
- If a butterfly flaps its wings in Brazil, will it chain reaction and make me sneeze?
- Can a modern woman and a today man co-exist harmoniously under the same roof?
- Would sex be as enjoyable if it weren’t for Catholicism?
- Do I have something in my teeth?
- If men think about sex every six seconds, how often to boys?
- Is homosexuality nature’s idea of population control? Or just another biproduct of chaos?
- Is jealousy a biproduct of morality?
- Do androids dream of electric sheep?
- Does my ass look fat in these jeans?
- Do you have to love someone in order to hate them?
- Can someone really be accident prone?
- If we never got sick, would we enjoy health?
- Will anything ever upstage denim?
- When will we be able to travel without moving?
- Does thought affect matter?
- Is anybody listening?
- Do other men find something attractive about women they see?
- If the eyes are the windows to our souls, where’s the front door?
- Dare I ask the back door?
- Are there such things as soul mates?
- Wow. Nice to meet you. Do you do yoga?
- Are we all innately good?
- Is true monogamy possible?
- Can a man or a woman truly be happy with one person for the rest of his/her life?
- Is political correctness a phase?
- Which is more the pencil or the eraser?
- Looks or personality?
- Choose one:
- Taste
- Sight
- Smell
- Touch
- Hearing
- What would Stevie Wonder choose?
- Why does it make us feel better when strangers suffer?
- Do all men fantasize about threesomes?
- Is vanity biological?
- Is Starbucks evil?
- How many people getting tattoos right now will have them removed?
- Are flowers narcissistic?
- As human beings grow older, we inevitably become aware of our fragility as an animal. So why then do we treat the earth like an unbreakable machine as we get older?
- If you don’t need a licence to be a parent, why do you need one to fish?
- Why does Christianity harp on the importance of telling the truth when it’s teachers and philosophies are systematically the biggest liars of all time?
- Why are new religions called ‘cults’, and existing ones given tax breaks?
- Are volcanoes merely the pimples on the face of an adolescent planet?
- If prostitution was the first profession, what came second? [No pun intended]
- Since so many things ‘taste like chicken’ than are dietary choices largely aesthetic?
- If alternate universes were a reality, would they to reality TV?
- Are farts innately mischievous?
- If golf courses are the playground for the rich, than where does mini golf stand?

Thanks to Taya for the lend of the book, cheers =]

  • Mood: Optimism
  • Listening to: Operation Ivy
  • Reading: "From the murks of the abyss" by Brandon
  • Drinking: port

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:iconfrusciantaya:
y'know that one about the volcanoes being pimples? i always thought that... well, really it was my jocular take on volcanic activity.
:iconlittlelyingdelilah:
*nods in agreement*

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